Finally the F-MEL list! It's been a long time coming, yes? (no pun intended). I wish I could be happier right now, but Ryan just agreed to let crappy Laura have Gillian's heart on All My Children. Why couldn't ALEX die?? I HATE her!! I miss Gillian!!!
Anyway on to happier, much happier things!! The F-MEL!!!!!
Suggestions for this have come from lots of people, Me(Bunny), Mu, Vanessa, Plume. OK, so dearest Lasse just mentioned this is my guestbook, but I loved it, and I'm using it! Jerusha, Cat, and Tserisa.
Feel free to print this out and distribute it to the ill informed! ^_^
The Female Masturbation Euphemism List (F-MEL)
Sugaring
Visiting Aunt Edna
Pat the Bunny (as a side note, this one has 2 meanings for me! ^_~)
Finger Surfing
Taming the Tiger
Tinkering the Toy
Honey Bubbles
Ringing the Doorbell
Pinching Pinkie
Pushing your own Button
Buff the Weasel
Cat Got Tongue (I like this one, even though it reminds me more of oral sex than masturbation)
Toggling the Bit
The Virgin's Release
Parting the Red Sea
Dialing the Rotary Phone (considering that I ADORE rotary phones and still have a pink one...)
Fingerpainting
Gunning the Engine
Updating the Site
That's it! I'll add some revisions and additions over time. Enjoy... literally!!!
With love, Bunny