Stalker #2 keeps emailing me. He's calling me "honey" and "baby" and asking me how I am. He lives in Philadelphia.
So enough about him. Let's talk about Stalker #1. She sent me pictures. Wanna see her?
She's half Columbian, half Italian.
She's so cute, ne?? The thing is, she's "bisexual" and she says it's because of me. Now some of the girls I've inspired to gayness have realised that they are, in fact, hetero. This worries me with Christina (that's Stalker #1's name) because I think that her infatuation with me is gonna be temporary and she's gonna end up hightailing it back to her boyfriend. She is cute though.
She thinks we look alike. Our coloring is similar.